bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

captainjaybuscus:

nerdinessboundaries:

candle-lit-fornication:

hazelgranger:

there is not a better feeling than someone playing with your hair

Or running their fingers down your back.

Unless you thought you were alone.

And now, the weather.

maisiewilliams:

KILLING A MAN AT A WEDDING? [OLENNA OLLIES OVER CERSEI’S HEAD AND HIGHFIVES MARG AS SHE LANDS] WHAT SORT OF MONSTER WOULD DO SUCH A THING??

sovietxprincess:

If you’re a guy who likes looking at pictures of naked girls but loses respect for a girl if she posts a naked picture of herself, you can get lost